Thing in the Tree

One day, I made up a story.

You have to have in mind, it was before I knew what sex is and what a male part looked like. So I called the male part, thing.

There was a guy walking down the street and his thing started to grow. It grew really long. It grew upwards like a tree. It grew long and skinny.

His thing, got stuck in a tree. Then a bird came. The bird thought it was a worm. The bird tried to peck his thing.

Then someone saw this guy, with his thing stuck in a tree. They called the fire department to get his thing out of the tree.

Oh what a thing to see. Hahaha

If only you could see the picture I had in my mind. And who I had in mind. His brothers were on the fire department.